I like to troll all of my friends by referring to all news outlets as “the liberal media” and fox news as “the news channel”.
It’s really hard to have any PMA when your neighbor starts chain-sawing at 6:30 in the morning.
I THINK ALL OF MY FRIENDS IN RELATIONSHIPS ARE CRAZY. THEY ARE SOME OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT WOMEN I KNOW. BUT, WHEN IT COMES TO THEIR BOYFRIENDS THEY ACT BRAINDEAD AND HELPLESS AND DEPENDENT.